These are some of my favorites...and I must say althought not originally from Mass I have picked up and can relate to quite a few of these ;)
- You think if someone is nice to you they either want something or they are from out of town and lost
- You know how to cross four lanes of traffic in five seconds
- You can drive to the mountains and the ocean all in one day
- You know that a yellow light means that at least five more cars can get through and a red one means two more can
- There are 24 Dunkin Donuts shops within 15 minutes of your house
- If you stay on the same road long enough it eventually has three different names
- Someone has honked at you because you didn't peel out the second the light turned green
- You have honked at someone because they didn't peel out the second the light turned green
- Six inches of snow is considered a dusting
- You can go from one side of town to the other in less than fifteen minutes.
- The person in front of you is going 70 MPH and you're cursing them for going too slow
- You know how to pronounce towns like Worcester,Haverhill, and Cotuit
- You know what they sell at a "packie"
- You keep an ice scraper in your car all year round
- You know what a frappe is
- Paranoia sets in when you can't see an ATM or CVS
- You've pulled out of a side street and used your car to block oncoming traffic so you can make a left turn
- You know what "regular coffee" is
- You can navigate a rotary without a problem
- You use the words "wicked" and "good" in then same sentence
- You know the Mass Pike is some strange weather dividing line
- You almost feel disappointed when someone doesn't flip you off when you cut them off or steal their parking space
1 comment:
im surprised you didnt put anything in there bout how the people get pissed off at you when they are trying to cross the street but you just keep on driving cuz you dont realize there is a law that says they have the right of way not to mention you are trying to find the damn street lights hidden on the side of the road so you just kind of drive at your own free will lol.
or the fact that when you are trying to drive to the mall thats only 15 mins away from where you are you end up veering the wrong way and end up in new hampshire lol...guess thats an explanation of when you know you are an out-of-towner lol :)
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